Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks, A Troubled User.
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving
the situation.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C: \APOLOGIZE.
Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife
1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck, Tech Support
so he said @
3:30 AM
30/01/07
yes I just have to blog something
studying in the middle of the night isn't easy sia
trying hard to keep awake
on my com surf a bit of net to take a break
saw this on someone's blog...see accurate anot =)
Ice-cream Quiz
Pick your favorite of the ice cream flavors listed below and find out what it says about your personality.
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Butter pecan
4. Banana
5. Strawberry
6. Chocolate chip
Analysis
- If you like vanilla, you are colorful, impulsive, a risk taker who sets high goals and has high expectations of yourself. You also enjoy close family relationships. Gregarious, lives a hectic life. Easily suggestible, expressive, idealistic; a private person.
(Prototype lovelorn housewife.)
- If you like chocolate, you are lively, creative, dramatic, charming, enthusiastic and the life of the party. Chocolate fans enjoy being at the center of attention and can become bored with the usual routine. Seductive, well-dressed, extroverted, easily influenced, a follower, intuitive, enjoys intimate relationships.
(Prototype: feminine woman, macho man.)
- If you like butter pecan, you are orderly, perfectionist, careful, detail-oriented, conscientious, ethical and fiscally conservative. You are also competitive, aggressive in sports and the take-charge type of personality.
(Prototype: executive, secretary.)
- If you like banana, you are easy going, well adjusted, generous, honest and empathetic.
(Prototype: the perfect husband, wife, parent or child.)
- If you like strawberry, you are shy, yet emotionally robust, skeptical, detail-oriented, opinionated, introverted and self critical. Easily made to feel guilty; cranky, pessimistic, low self-esteem.
(Prototype: bureaucrat, journalist.)
- If you like chocolate chip, you are generous, competitive and accomplished. You are charming in social situations, ambitious and competent. A visionary, a conqueror, enjoys being catered to, a go-getter, intolerant of defeat.
(Prototype: Industry leaders, voted most likely to succeed in school.)
Compatibility Cart
The flavorology research also compiled a compatibility chart for ice cream lovers.
If your favorite flavor is:
- Vanilla - you are most likely to be compatible with someone whose favorite flavor is vanilla.
- Chocolate - compatible with butter pecan or chocolate chip.
- Butter pecan - compatible with butter pecan, chocolate and chocolate chip.
- Banana - compatible with all flavors.
- Strawberry - compatible with chocolate chip.
- Chocolate chip - compatible with butter pecan or chocolate.
fyi I like chocolate chip
aniwae back to studying...
so he said @
3:30 AM
Monday, January 29, 2007
There are only 2 kinds of people in the world
those who dare, and those who don't dare
Agree?
so he said @
4:11 PM
Sunday, January 28, 2007
awake
middle of the night
hungry
can't find food
frustrated
wth
so he said @
5:33 AM
Saturday, January 27, 2007
had some really delicious food today
at changi village
yummy =)
so contented
Singapore won on penalties
not very glamourous
but a win is a win
shuai la!!!
feeling really lonely...really really lonely
dunno y
just feel this way =((
so he said @
6:56 PM
26/01/07
last day of school
went to school for AES tutorial
then went to meet my LO
very nice guy
after that chiong gems essay at t16
dropped jona off at tiong bahru plaza
then went to play pool
at katong shopping centre
with ccl and kenneth
the second time I played pool this week
everyone's skills had improved
woah!!!
power la...close fight lor
last time to enjoy before exams liao
after we finished
we bought bubble tea
the 1 I drank very nice leh
oreo chocolate
very thick and rich
yum yum
went blk 300+ buy dinner
claypot rice plus lao huang gua tang
very good arh
eat liao sleep
then wake up study in the middle of the night
exams sux......
so he said @
5:50 PM
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
DID NOTHING TODAY
WHAT A WASTED DAY
HELP HELP
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
so he said @
8:32 PM
22/01/07
finally got my new specs today
thanks to jeremy and his mum =)
settled my phone bill
and went to repair my adidas watch
why leh u might ask??
not even 1 mth old the display got prob liao
some parts disappear
can't see the numbers properly
although the watch looks nice lar
so much for the quality
went back to city chain where I bought the watch
they said can send for repair
have to wait 7-8 weeks
wah very long lor
so I asked for alternatives
the sales guy told me go direct to the dealer
maybe can get within a week
gave me the address
the shop at pacific plaza
was planning to go down to the shop
lucky called before I went
the service centre closed at 7.30pm
tml then go lar
came across this on the webby...
A test for u.. Spare some toughts b4 u ans it..
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister? [Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]
Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.
If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you!
OMG I answered correctly...
Success await those who get up one more time than they fall.
so he said @
6:46 PM
Sunday, January 21, 2007
YES
YES
YES
I didn't go grading
cos I wasn't prepared
no point go lor
dunno the pattern oso
wanted to practice during the week
but need to chiong project
where got time
aiya
next grading lar
my new haircut
argh
a tad too short
then need to style then look nice
oh no...
bad hair days ahead
at least for a few wks
*argh*
You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore ------- Christopher Columbus
so he said @
10:48 PM
20/01/07
damn pissed today
*shake head*
work related
it was joanna's last day
dunno why she suddenly dun wanna work
yet another person leaves
haiz
had pig's fly + roast chix after work
delicious
oh ya we hit target today
$9400++
fwoo
power lar
but veri veri busy
veri veri tiring
stayed back to chat with shuling
sometimes dun understand
y pple all rush to go home
anyway got cab fare liao ma
can stay chat chat a bit
haha maybe no 1 wanna talk to old man like me
-_-"
it's also my last day
in a way
before my study break
feel kinda sad
wanna work actually
cos of $$ issues
but it's the final exam
dun play hor
and exactly like last year
I left for study break
return only all new managers liao
reshuffling
how will this time be like?
we shall see
concentrate on exams first bah
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone... but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
so he said @
7:22 PM
Friday, January 19, 2007
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. ------ Oscar Wilde
so he said @
12:36 AM
Thursday, January 18, 2007
today suppose to hand up final report for rwp
very frustrating
cos the format was messed up
and the report wasn't really completed
wanted to go school touch up and print
dunno y I wanted to drive car
but I did
and it broke down
engine just died on me
lucky thing was
I hadn't reached the highway yet
had the car towed to the workshop
was quite sian diao
so went home and continued with the report
went to school for ACS lab only
then had to chiong to lab to print the report
somemore not enough credit to print colour
had to settle for black n white
then ran half in the rain to t19 to drop the report into Miss Lee's mailbox
thankfully made it on time
thanks to ccl and kenneth for helping
somehow
I don't feel good handing in a half fark report
but no time liao
bo bian
waited for the rain to stop
before coming home
then concuss
very tired
starting to feel the pressure liao
exams exams exams
better perform
improving my GPA is a top priority
I figured work is gonna be a major distraction
so not gonna work next week
it's for my own good
I talked to Dad
he will help out for next mth's bike installment
that settled
so I better start studying real hard
play can come later
wish me luck people
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.------- Confucius
so he said @
11:10 PM
17/01/07
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. ----- Albert Einstein
so he said @
11:00 PM
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
We must be the change that we wish to see. ------ Gandhi
so he said @
5:33 PM
Sunday, January 14, 2007
didn't work today
for once
slept the whole day
warm n cosy in my bed
so shiok
met jason in the evening
at amk
go eat
play pool
shun bian pass him the components as well
then went to chill at macs for a while
2 policemen came into the macs
checked the ICs of a group of ah bengs
hmm
the police can just go into macs and check pple meh?
outside can la but all the way in
jason say maybe they just bo liao nothing to do
check for fun
rather strange
so he said @
3:08 PM
Saturday, January 13, 2007
did opening today with shuling
first time work morning with her
I felt I did a gd job
quite fast lor
finished with time to spare
the customers were bearable
the normal monkeys here and there
but......
wad really infuriated me was this table of 5
4 came in first
didn't have a table of 5
so gave them a table for 4
they ordered
then their friend came
act like idiot
nvm
halfway
the 2 gals in the grp suddenly went to sit at table 29
didn't even inform or ask us to shift them
knn
total disrespect
irritating can
can pple learn some bloody manners
where have the civilised diners gone to?
the least they could have done was ask
ask and it shall be given
simple concept yet they fail to grasp this
farked up
finish the meal dun go nvm
walk in walk out of the restaurant
the 2 guys in the grp
gave us a shock
tot they will do stunt
try to escape
without paying
then they left
only the 2 gals at table 29 remain
then the other 3 came back
and sat at table 30
by themselves
and proceeded to litter the place with their stickers
dunno wad they doing oso
just making a mess
thanks leh
all this while
I just observed in silence
I tried not to go anywhere near them
didn't wanna be affected by them
or get over agitated
succeeded
just left them to their own devices
thankfully
they finally left
I didn't even wanna look at them
simply repulsive youth
*shakes head*
watched Man U vs Aston Villa in the evening
yea they won
3-1
still top of table
lead by 6 pts
all the way lar
show Chelsea who's boss
arrogant b**tards
tml maybe go motoworld
check it out
if no rain la
so he said @
1:17 AM
Friday, January 12, 2007
knn
my specs broken since wed
really need to get a new pair
look like a c**k wearing the broken pair
jeremyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
so he said @
7:48 PM
11/01/07
rain rain rain
today was all about heavy rain
soaked to the core
go school rain
go work oso rain
my raincoat had barely dried before it got wet again
and yes
it leaks
should I buy the $150 raincoat??
hmm...
finally got my pay
and banked in early
thanks to ben
tml can get $$$ liao yay
fwoo!!!
Nesh talked to me during work
yet again
this month a few times awreddi
others oso ask me whether I'm ok
got any problems or not
eh...no probs leh
haiyo
Is my attitude getting bad??
I seem to get irritated easily
why I oso dunno
just seems like the customers are out to annoy me
and I'm getting affected
which obviously is not good
haha
grumpy old man
must have dinner before work if not sure grumpy one
hungry man angry man
LOL
Big O had some sort of celebration after work
many many pple
sometimes
I wonder why NYDC dun have such things happening
hey we are suppose to be the fun loving bunch compared to Big O
no offence lar
yet they like more happening
I guess
we just rush home after work
haiz
first time I stayed back to chat with Sammi
actually
she's ok
jus misunderstood
I feel lar
she's trying hard
she has changed much these few mths
more zai liao
still prone to errors lar
but definitely better
maybe we should change our attitude
and be more accepting
gonna miss all the MODs
with the major reshuffle
all going different outlets
I HATE reshuffle!!!
kena like 4 times liao...
takes time to foster bonds and teamwork u know
then the management do stunt every year
write on the memo wad new year brings new challenges
bullshit *finger*
politics more likely
every year oso reshuffle
dun understand their thinking
2-3 yrs once still alright
haiz
adapt lor
wad to do
LL
rode home in the rain
cold but shiok
nabei tomolo have to wake up early
so he said @
7:18 PM
Sunday, January 07, 2007
06/01/07
ate cold crab today
shiok!!!
and selegie dao huay
smooth =)
so he said @
5:38 AM
05/01/07
A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no.
She asked him if he wanted her, he said no.
She asked him if she left would he cry, he said no.
She turned to leave, he grabbed her arm and said
you're not pretty; you're beautiful.
And I don't want you; I need you.
And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die
so he said @
1:39 AM
Monday, January 01, 2007
I hope for a new beginning =)
its the first day of the year
and I'm working full shift
song bo!!!
together with ian
fwoo!!!
so he said @
4:11 AM
